Use Your BOTUS and LOTUS to Contact Congress!

Madame made a plea today for any and all Americans to go to Washington for a rally Saturday to Kill the Bill! Madame even left some links to e-mail and call Congress to let your voice be heard! That's right; get out your own LOTUSes and write e-mails! Take out your BOTUSes and call!

No transformation of America! No additional governmental control! Come on, rogues! Let's stop this thing!

On a happier note, Madame and First Dude's little Piper turned nine today! Happy birthday, Kiddo!

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Is America about to Get Oui-ouied up?

Madame appeared on Hannity and Uncle Glenn's show over the past few days. She, of course, did a magnificent job talking about the shadiness of Pukelosi and the unconstitutionality that our Congressional leaders are engaging in, including the Slaughter (the Constitution) rule that was invoked today. Madame was not her usual happy warrior self, however; though she remains steady in hopeful. Sadly, it seems that perhaps we may become more like the French speaking countries of Canada or France where our health care systems including long waits, rationing, etc.. Perhaps, America is about to get oui-ouied up. This is not good!

As an editorial note from the LOTUS blogger, please take some time to pray for our country. It seems as if our Congressional leaders are straying from the blueprint of our nation--the Constitution. While it should not take such drastic measures as we may potentially be facing to turn to God, we never the less should petition God that He would strengthen us and that He would give our leaders wisdom.

Also, we can continue to be vigilant on a different plan. Check out the the following links to contact Congress and make your voice be heard:

http://www.nrcc.org/CodeRed/


http://www.capitolconnect.com/freeourhealthcarenow/

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Sarah Goes Joe Wilson on the Obamacare Summit!

Today we posted a note highlighting the lies of the softy southpaws at the Obamacare summit yesterday. Madame was nice enough to use our nearly 1.5 million Facebook rogues to share the GOP's fact check on the Obamacare Summit. Madame shared the GOP's Joe Wilson points from the event on reconciliation, supposed lower premiums, the public's opinion on incrementalism, and abortion funding.

Madame's no stranger to fact checks. The AP (Associated Press or Anti-Palin, take your pick) used 11 staff members to fact check her book, but only used 3 to fact check the climategate e-mails. It's about time that Madame gets to share some fact checking.

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Sarah Says watch MSNBC?

After Madame spent hours and hours watching the Obamacare, she had to unwind by watching her favorite hockey girls. She and BOTUS tweeted this:

Drag away from Obamacare mtg today2cheer Red,White&Blue:USA Women's Hockey w/AK's own#23 Weiland play Canada for Gold.Huge contest.Go U-S-A!

The only thing is that the hockey game was broadcast on MSNBC. Madame tweeting that probably greatly increased their viewership! The girls fought hard, but they unfortunately lost to the Canadians.

Madame spoke about the health care summit on Hannity's show tonight, speaking about the fact that the Great Opologizer didn't talk about the price controls and reconciliation that were likely to happen with regards to this plan. She also discussed the conservative plans that Republicans have. My assessment? I posted a JPEG below depicting the most productive thing that the President did at the health care summit--he went digging for gold.

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Farewell to a Friend and Porcine Cosmetics?

Today, I discovered the bittersweet news that Madame's spokesperson, Meg "the enforcer" Stapleton has resigned so that she will be able to spend more time with her family. Oh the memories working on Madame's book (See page 399-400 of Going Rogue). In honor of Meg's departure, I've posted my favorite clip of her. She was on the Communist News Network talking about Madame's resignation, and she uses a sports analogy. Poor liberals! They don't understand sports analogies. They probably are confused when I call them softy southpaws! "Why would she use a soccer term?", they think. Have fun with your family, Meg; you will be missed.



Late this afternoon, we posted a note on Facebook excoriating the Great Opologizer's health care "plan". It's the same as the Senate bill, but it's more expensive. Madame doesn't like red font ...I mean ink! She even compared to putting "perfume on a pig", meaning it stinks big time. She called out the President on the cost, constitutionality,artificial caps on insurance, and feigned bipartisan of the president. However, such ridiculous legislation doesn't pass the smell test, and the ballot box is going to stink for the Democrats in November!

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Obamacare Menagerie

Well, I have to say that today, the Great Opologizer made it easy for Madame to call him out. At the GOP Retreat Friday, the President made some meandering statement in which he admitted that there were "stray cats and dogs" in the bill (aka special favors and provisions). Well, at first he said that these dogs were not in the bill, then he said that they were being taken out of the bill before finally admitting that they were in the bill. Huh? I guess that's what happens when he doesn't have TOTUS by his side (or should I say by his front). Madame was happy to bring to light this statement.

Also, Madame again pointed to the GOP solutions that were being offered, but she didn't do so without trying to push the often wimpy, but somewhat good GOPers: Boehner, Cantor, Pence, and Ryan. Her final statement: " I implore them to speak louder because we’re listening, and we’re counting on them! " That's right, boys! Speak up!

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Not RETREATing, Reloading!

While Madame was not at the GOP retreat today, she did offer a new post to answer the President's call to suggest other ideas for health care reform. Madame was happy to take up the offer. She wasn't retreating like other GOPers, she was reloading!

And, boy did she unload on our other post tonight! She called out the Opologizer administration for their blundering decision to try terrorists in New York which they are now trying to reverse. However, Madame recognized their facade! They are trying to create a "crisis" so they can propose a radical solution. In fact, Madame stated a few examples of the policies that the President is trying to enact or " we're all going to die!". Yep, in a sense it was another "death panel" post.

Madame, as always, calls it like she sees it! While the Obama administration calls terrorism "man caused disasters", Madame calls terrorists " dangerous haters-of-America", and she called for the terrorists to be tried in a military tribunal!

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Sarah's Excellent, Intelligent Union Boss Takedown

As has become custom recently, BOTUS sounded a warning bell to the softy southpaws about another Facebook missile to be launched Madame. She used a bit more informal tone in this post, using words like "doozy" and "boondoggle". Madame hit right at the heart of blue collar America, by supporting union members who may not be on the same page as their bosses when it comes to health care reform. After all, Madame knows all about unions as the First Dude was a union member!

She discussed how it wasn't right for taxes on union Cadillac health care plans to be delayed until 2018 and how it wasn't right for Nebraska to get a special Medicaid deal!

For Madame, it isn't about right or left; it's about right and wrong too! This is just wrong. The back room deals that are going on are wrong! It seems that Obama has control off all of random arrangements of the alphabet MSNBC, CBS, AFSCME, ACORN,SEIU etc. Well, I'd like to re-work one of them for you:

Sarah's
Excellent
Intelligent
Union Boss Takedown

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Death Panel Part Deux

It's "Death Panel" Facebook Time!

Madame started off the day with a book signing in our wonderful hometown of Wasilla, or Wasilly as the Great Opologizer calls it. I know Madame absolutely loved getting to see so many friends, but I was excited when the BOTUS posted that Madame and I were going to post a Facebook note about death panels. When Madame types about "death panels", she is so full of passion that she types very hard! It's worth the pain though.

In this awesome post, Madame starts out by calling out the shadiness of Harry " I Don't "Reid "the Bill" and his midnight voting and backroom deals. Then Madame highlighted Senator Demint's discussion of the Independent Medicare Advisory Boards that are in the bill. It sounds to me that the softy southpaws are trying to put lipstick on a "death panel". Not only that, they are trying to make these "death panels" provisions non-amendable!

Madame subsequently called out the interesting accounting of the Congressional Budget Office due to the fact that the bill would begin taxing people years before the plan is implemented.

Madame also took some time to call out Pukelosi who said that Madame's death panel claim was a lie! Botox injections must make people delusional.

Madame called out the political game the softy southpaws are playing with health care. Trying to pass this bill on Christmas Eve. Hey Senators, you aren't Santa. If you pass this bill, all you are doing is putting coal in the stockings of Americans.

Madame ends with her trademark optimism: "This is about politics, not health care. Americans don’t want this bill. Americans don’t like this bill. Washington has stopped listening to us. But we’re paying attention, and 2010 is coming."

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It's Health Care Reform Not Monopoly!

Madame posted on Facebook this morning about the fact that Pukelosicare is DOA. No amount of Botox could put life into the face of this bill! Madame talked about the possibility of jail time if someone doesn't buy health care insurance! What is this, monopoly? If you draw a community (organizer) chest card and don't buy health insurance, go directly to jail! Do not pass go; do not collect $200!

Madame also talked about the effect that forcing insurance companies to cover everyone would actually cause massive problems and the government plan will go broke! Madame, you'd better tell the Great Opologizer that his decisions actually have long term consequences! I can tell TOTUS; that way the Great Opologizer can read about this! I try to e-mail TOTUS all of Madame's posts, but he's not sure the President can handle the truth!

Madame also gave some solutions of health care reform: market-driven, patient-centered, results-driven solutions including purchasing insurance across state lines and taking on government waste and fraud. That's right, drag the government waste into the recycling bin icon!

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Will Botox Be Covered under Pukelosicare?

The Pukelosi health care "reform" bill passed through the House last night. Once I saw that news stream across the web, I knew that a Facebook post was coming from Madame.

Madame wasted no time calling out the government for their quest to take over the another part of the American economy. She followed this up by asking Pukelosi a flurry of challenging questions that could have buried the Speaker like an Alaskan snowstorm in January. She asked about the broken promise of transparency, the supposed need to rush the passage of the bill, and the fear that Congress has of the American people and their desire to read the bill first.

I had a few questions for Pukelosi, but Madame wouldn't let me post them on Facebook, so I'll post them here:

1) Will McAfee VirusScan and Norton Anti-virus be rationed under this bill, Ms. Speaker? I don't want to get a virus and become corrupted just because of the public option.

2) What will happen to you if the plan eventually leads to the non-coverage of Botox for Congresswomen?

3) How were you able to make a facial expression that looked like a smile following the passage of that vote?

4) How does it feel to be Joan Rivers's twin?

OK, OK, that last question wasn't health care related, but I've always been curious.

Madame really took the Speaker to task on the effects this bill will have on the overall economy, jobs, the free market, and personal liberties. She also wrote about the "death panels", abortion, and coverage of illegal aliens. Read it; it's good!

She even made a reference to the Preamble of the Constitution. Hmm, was that a shot at the softy southpaws like Pukelosi herself and Rachel Maddow, who either don't take the Constitution seriously or don't know that the Preamble exists?

Madame remains positive. We can't give up hope; we can't stop fighting. These Congressmen and women will either listen to the people now or in 2010 when they become one of the unemployed.

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Pukelosi: Madame's Latest Facebook Victim

Madame didn't rest up a whole lot after last night's speech in Wisconsin before we went to work on Facebook calling out Speaker Pukelosi and her supposed need to rush health care legislation before everyone gets the chance to actually read the bill.

Madame had a whole bunch of questions for Pukelosi regarding rushing legislation, the cost of the bill, and taxes. You see, this bill will require a tax increase on small businesses. Hmm, increasing taxes when unemployment is up above 10%, not a smart idea. Madame used her signature sarcasm many times in this post. The "walking middle finger to the BosNYWash élite" was in action big time in this post. She called out the softy southpaws big time on the coverage of illegal immigrants and abortion in the bill. She also used the "death panel" phrase. Uh oh, that might just the Great Opologizer all wee-weed up.

Madame really raked Pukelosi over the coals for her broken promises regarding transparency and allowing people 3 days ro read the bill. Pssh, the Great Opolgizer's adminstration's idea of transparency is making sure that they use enough Windex on TOTUS that he is see through. She even called Pelosicare a train wreck. You betcha, Madame!

Madame closed with a P.S., a chart showing the bureaucracy of Pelosicare:

Chart Depicting a Train Wreck

Kudos to the LOJEC (the Laptop of the Joint Economic Committee) for helping put that chart together. Such an assignment would have driven me crazy.

Now fellow patriots, as Madame said, " [s]tand up and make your voices heard before it’s too late. Call and email your representatives and tell them to vote “no” on Pelosi’s train wreck of a health care bill, or else we will vote “no” to sending them back to Washington when we go to the polls in less than 12 months."

Just say no to Pelosicare!

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GAME CHANGER?-UPDATED

Madame's latest Facebook post said Halloween day is going to be a "game changer" when it comes to the health care reform debate, and she urged everyone to tune into the GOP's weekly address. I couldn't tell if she used all caps in her post title because she accidentally hit my caps lock key or if she wanted to really, really emphasize her point. It doesn't really matter. Madame feels strongly about this!

I'm concerned for Anderson Cooper though. The phrase "game changer" can be used as a sports analogy. As we all know, Anderson Cooper doesn't understand sports analogies.

The softy southpaws' health care plans have mimicked board games as well, such as Monopoly, when they were considering proposing jail time for those who did not buy health insurance. Go directly to jail; do not pass go; do not collect $200! The bureaucracy of the softy southpaws plan is quite similar to a game of chute and ladders. Perhaps Congress will actually have ideas that aren't child's play! Hey, a LOTUS can dream; can't she?

She urged all Americans including Congress themselves to listen to John Boehner's address tomorrow. Madame says he is going to offer solutions. The softy southpaws have been whining that Republicans don't have any solutions, but Madame says they do. Am I going to be paying attention? You betcha!

UPDATED: Here is the address by John Boehner that Madame mentioned in her Facebook post:

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