Romney 2012!

I have some news for all of you loyal LOTUS readers. I have taken a new job with Mitt Romney's 2012 campaign. Why shouldn't I? He's going to be the next president, right? I will get connect with his more than a quarter million Facebook fans and almost 10,000 Twitter followers! I can't wait! Plus, the President said the other day that Mitt's health care plan in Massachusetts is just like Obamacare, which means he has had a lot of success! He will be so much fun to work with! I just hope he doesn't touch his hair a lot when he types; I don't want to get my keys greasy! However, he is just so smart and sophisticated! He will make an excellent President!





Of course, I'm just joking! Happy Joe Biden day to you all!

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'Cuda's Comedy with the Chin!

Today was a wonderful day for Madame and the kids! First, Madame appeared on the Chin's show, which taped in the afternoon! In case you haven't figured it out, Madame is quite funny. She even did a monologue poking fun at Congress and VP Hair Plugs. However, ever the sneaky one, Madame used her time talking with the Chin to talk up her "palm platform" of energy, cutting taxes, and lifting America's spirits! You can catch her appearance here. I kept an eye on twitter, and although Mittens Pomade was on the Pervy One's show at the same time, Madame was the trending topic! She wins the first Web 2.0 2012 primary!

You also must watch this behind-the-scenes segment where Madame speaks about my life's work at the beginning. It moved me!



We also got to check out American Idol! Finally, I would be re-miss if I didn't give a shout out to Governor Perry who won the Texas gubernatorial primary today! Yeehaw!

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All Is Quiet on the Last Frontier

Madame and I have been pretty quiet over the last few days. I don't know if this is the calm before the storm, or what's going on? However, Madame will be on the Chin's show tomorrow. It should be a lot of laughs, a lot more laughs than on CBS. Mittens Pomade will be on the Pervy One's show tomorrow at the same time. Copy cat! That's OK though; I have a feeling that the ratings will serve to be a predictor of the 2012 primaries. I feel so bad for Mitt. As always, a JPEG can say a lot. Take a look at the one below. Who is reaching out to and connecting with voters more? I rest my case.

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