You know the Difference between the LOTUS and a Pit Bull?

Today marks the one year anniversary of Madame's speech at the RNC. She brought the house down! I was backstage with the BOTUSes when she gave it, and it was fantastic! She even gave an indirect shout out to me with this line in her speech:

"That luxury jet was over the top. I put it on eBay."

Now before the Softy Southpaws get their organic cotton panties in a twist, although she did (as she says) put the jet on eBay, it did not sell on eBay. To clarify, she did sell it by other means;it ended up selling later to a businessman.

None-the-less, I was beaming with pride backstage in Minneapolis that Madame mentioned one of the first projects we worked on together when she became governor.

She also displayed some humor. She is a very funny lady, and she's sarcastic, which I love!

"You know the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick!"

It doesn't seem to have the same effect, when I tell the same joke:

" You know the difference between the LOTUS and a pit bull? A mystify screen saver!"

Sigh. I'm not as witty as Madame.


If you want to re-watch Madame's speech, here it is:



Although, while I was surfing today, I read that there will be another Obamacare re-run, er, I mean speech, next Wednesday. You might want to watch a better, more inspiring re-run during that time, so perhaps you could watch it then also.

Or, if you just want a smaller sample of the highlights, here you go:

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O Happy Day!

Credit to Anne from C4P for making this video.

I have so much posted on my Outlook calendar for today!

First, my favorite website declared today Sarah Palin Day, as today marks the anniversary of Madame being introduced as John McAnonymous's running mate in the 2008 Presidential election! I must clarify, I call Senator McCain, John McAnonymous. Madame is a lot more gracious than I am. She calls him Senator. When I was out on the campaign trail with Madame, there were all of these people working for the Senator who seemed to want to be referred to as "Anonymous". I don't know how the Senator kept track of them all. Did he number them? But, I digress. I was backstage when Madame gave her speech in Ohio. I was a bit jetlagged--that four hour time difference always seems to get to me--but it was a great speech. I shouldn't be surprised though; I've gotten to be the first one to read most of her speeches as she types them up, but it isn't quite the same as hearing them from her! Here is John McAnonymous introducing Madame and Madame introducing herself to America



Second, it is Madame's and First Dude 45's 21st anniversary today! I have been worried all week about what to get them for their anniversary. Thankfully, Madame had bookmarked Ebay from when she put the state jet on there while she was governor. I began processing some ideas: his and her snow machines, his and her fishing waders. No, those were all too expensive. Madame and First Dude are very frugal, so I thought that I should probably be frugal with the gift that I get for them. I decided to team up with the BOTUSes, and we went in on a gift together--his and her cell phone ringtones! We put "Hail to the Chief" on the First Dude's phone so that whenever Madame calls, that song plays. Hmm, I wonder if Madame becomes president some day if they will have to change the name of that song to "Hail to the Chiefess"? Then, we put "I Just Call You Mine" by Martina McBride on Madame's phone for when the First Dude.






Credit to Uffda at C4P.

The third thing on my Outlook calendar is John McAnonymous's birthday! I must not forget him. He presented Madame to the world, and he is an American hero. Happy 73rd birthday, Senator!



Whew! This day is going to make me want to go into hibernation mode for a while. There is so much going on! Happy Sarah Palin Day or what I like to call the "Re-birth of Conservatism" Day! Happy Anniversary, First Dude and Madame! Happy birthday, Senator McAnonymous!

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2008, A GOOD YEAR?

As I look back on 2008, I believe that I can say that it was a great year:

Let's see, Blacks are happy because Barack Obama was elected president.

Whites are happy because O.J. Simpson is in prison.


Democrats are happy because George W. Bush is leaving office.

Republicans are happy because finally the Democrats will stop saying that Bush stole the 2000 election. And all of us are happy because the election is finally over.

But just think, 2009 should be the best year ever. Why? Because immediately after his inauguration, Obama will raise his staff and and balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem. He will miraculously appear on Wall Street and solve the auto industry problems, solve our gas/alternative energy problems.

Then in the blink of an eye he will appear on top of Mt. Shasta and through the power of his spoken word, he will cause the cessation of forest fires, mud slides, hurricanes and tornadoes, he will end floods and make everyone in California happy and gay, and reverse global warming.



And then, Obamassiah will walk across the Ocean and personally solve the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, end corruption in all governments and achieve world peace. Then on the 7th day he will rest. Who can ask for anything more?

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