'Cuda's Comedy with the Chin!

Today was a wonderful day for Madame and the kids! First, Madame appeared on the Chin's show, which taped in the afternoon! In case you haven't figured it out, Madame is quite funny. She even did a monologue poking fun at Congress and VP Hair Plugs. However, ever the sneaky one, Madame used her time talking with the Chin to talk up her "palm platform" of energy, cutting taxes, and lifting America's spirits! You can catch her appearance here. I kept an eye on twitter, and although Mittens Pomade was on the Pervy One's show at the same time, Madame was the trending topic! She wins the first Web 2.0 2012 primary!

You also must watch this behind-the-scenes segment where Madame speaks about my life's work at the beginning. It moved me!



We also got to check out American Idol! Finally, I would be re-miss if I didn't give a shout out to Governor Perry who won the Texas gubernatorial primary today! Yeehaw!

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Tea Party, "Hand-Gate", and Texas!

Whew! It has been quite the weekend. I'm so tired! As I'm sure you all heard, Madame gave a heck of a speech down in Nashville at the Tea Party Convention! Madame called out the Great Opologizer on many fronts, even "calling him a charismatic guy with a teleprompter". Poor TOTUS. All he is trying to do is his job. Madame spent considerable time speaking on national security issues, the need to return to free market principles, and the power of the tea party movement. Madame even took some time to answer some questions. The moderator referenced the idea of President Palin, in which the crowd went nuts as did twitter. "President Palin" was a trending topic for a while. My heart was beaming, if I had a heart. What emerged from this though? "Hand-gate"! Oh the horrors! Madame writes a few notes on the palm of her hand (the words "energy" "cut taxes" and "lift American spirits"), and it gives the Left a collectiv(ist) heart attack. Oh no! She's such a cheater! Never mind that their hero, the Great Opologizer, uses a teleprompter to speak to 6th graders! Are you kidding me?

Madame of course took this all in stride, and even poked fun at the situation by writing "hi mom" on her hand today at the Rick Perry rally in Texas! Oh Madame, you slay me!


Madame did some campaigning for Texas Governor, Rick Perry, and she also became a honorary Texan today! It's been an exhilarating weekend! I can't wait to see what the next week holds!

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Bachmann-Palin Overdrive!

Today Madame announced that she is going to campaign for commonsense candidates! These candidates include none other than Senator McAnonymous. Now, I've ventured over to Madame's Facebook page, and some people seem a little upset that Madame will be supporting McCain. I understand that he can be a RINO a lot of the time, but he was rogue enough to pick Madame for his VP candidate! That shows he does have a great deal of smarts! Plus, he's shown a lot more fire in his belly as of late regarding the health care bill and trying terrorists on American soil!

Madame will also be campaigning for Texas Governor Rick Perry and my second favorite Madame, Michele Bachmann! Just think of what will happen to the softy southpaws when those two women are campaigning together!

Madame used the plural versions of Governor, Congressman, and Senator. I wonder who else she'll be supporting. At least we'll have some variety on the trail: Texas, Minnesota, and Arizona!

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