REMEMBER, YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN!

How's That Hope and Change Workin' Out For Ya?

Please remember that you don't know nothin!

Now Here is what we are dealing with, but remember neither I or you know nothin'. It is important to keep that in mind.

Rod Blagojevich, the former governor of Illinois who tried to sell the Obama seat in the Illinois Congress. Remember him?


Okay, now see if you recall the following:




Rod Blagojevich (D), Barack Obama (D), and Richard Daley (D - Mayor of Chicago
since 1989)




Barack Obama said, and I quote; "I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time .... and that was in the stands and from a distance at a Chicago Bears Football game."

Now to understand the next four years, you have to understand the world according to Chicago.

Even though Chicago is a city in Illinois, it is also a completely different country and perhaps on a completely different planet, with a whole different set of morals and language.

In Chicago, there are only three rules which anybody can understand. You don't even need an attorney to understand them and if you do need an attorney, well then, you know too much .... so look out for RULE #3!

RULE #1....NO MATTER WHAT YOU SEE, HEAR or DO, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY, AND YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING!

RULE #2....IF YOU CAPTURE SOMETHING ON TAPE OR CAMERA, IT DON'T REVEAL NOTHING!

RULE #3....IF YOU KNOW WHAT EVERYBODY KNOWS IN CHICAGO, WELL YOU STILL DON'T KNOW NOTHING!

Now pay close attention! I don't want to have to say this more than once. It's very simple .... I'll illustrate it for you. Just remember, you know nothing!

THE TWO GUYS IN THE PICTURE ABOVE, THEY DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER! THEY SAID THEY DIDN'T.





The Fellas in the background of this picture? What fellas? You don't see NOTHING!

The guy on the left? For all you know he's Santa Clause. And the guy on the right .... well, he's the Easter Bunny, and that is all you need to know.







Go see your eye doctor...'cause your eyes are lying to you! Ca'pish?











Remember JIMMY HOFFA! He knew too much and now, well, now no one knows where he is.

IS THE BIG PICTURE CLEAR? As for these pictures. What pictures? Remember, you already forgot them....









Wow! Governor Blagojevich having a chat with then President-elect Barack Obama, whom he doesn't know.

Now isn't this simple? They don't know each other, 'cause they said so! And neither do we! And DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

Now please bear in mind that if you pass this information on to your friends and family, don't forget that you know nothing and they will know nothing.