Thursday, July 31, 2008




On July 14th, a National Park Service Employee was tracking a box turtle that had been outfitted with a radio transmitter for research purposes. The turtle was located within Rock Creek Park in a remote area south of the Maryland line. The turtle was within a small marijuana field that appeared to be actively tended.

The United States Park Police was alerted and surveillance was set up to monitor the area. A suspect was soon discovered caring for the approximately 10 marijuana plants in the field. A warrant was applied for the suspect’s arrest.

On July 30, United States Park Police and Montgomery County Police detectives responded to the suspect’s residence in the 2300 block of Washington Ave, Chevy Chase, Maryland. The suspect, identified as 19 year old Isiah Johnson was arrested.

Johnson awaits extradition to the District of Columbia on the charge of Possession of Marijuana with Intent to Distribute.

Anyone with information about this incident, please call the United States Park Police, Criminal Investigations Branch on (202) 610-8737.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

You keep and use all kinds of substances to alter your mind and body. You have all manner of weapons including knives, clubs, and maybe even guns as well. You're violent and dangerous. You'll do anything to hurt others around you. You belong in prison with all of the other criminals who are just like you. You deserve to be shot dead, murdered in cold blood, and burned to ashes.

You are a citizen of the United States of America.

I read the news daily. I read world news, national news, local news; political news, economic news, science news; and I read the comic strips too because I need to laugh after reading all of that news. I really look forward to reading news regarding crime. I love to hear about the authorities, especially the DEA and local police departments, busting dangerous criminals and keeping innocent people such as myself safe to walk these dangerous streets. I love to hear about all of the raids that net so many drugs and cash and other ill-gotten gains.

I love to read the news about crime because most of the time, it's hilarious!

Imagine.. the police raid a home. Oh, it's a big deal. Some dangerous criminal is arrested along with his accomplice bitch. Their children are whisked away to some child services department because they were being terrorized by these monstrous parents. There's cash in the house. There are weapons in the house. And the jackpot, DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS.

And the community is greatful. Neighbors would never have known that this kind, lovable man, and his adorable wife, along with their happy, honor roll children were actually terrorists in the mist. All those birthday parties that the neighborhood children were invited to were just a cover for something far more sinister. That woman in that house probably didn't even bake those cookies for the PTA meeting.

Oh my God! Thanks to the local police departments for protecting this community.

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS!

Guess what folks!? The fantasy is over. Let's stop our imaginations. What's the real story behind this family? What aren't the local police departments and DEA telling us?

That man could be YOU. You've got drugs in the house. Yeah! Come on. Prescription medication. How about that over the counter stuff? You've got that as well. Weapons? Hell yeah. How do you cut your steak dinner? Of course you've got knives. So, yeah, you've got weapons. When you hear that bang signaling your front door being violently ripped off of its hinges, that could be your home!

Sure you've got a reason to have all of these things. But, the police don't know and don't care. You are a Masochistic Drug-Abusing Criminal. You belong in prison with the other animals. Your wife belongs in prison with the female animals. Your children.. well it would be hard to demonize them. So, let's just say, those precious angels are going to get the chance grow up in a loving home because obviously your home was never good enough since, You are a Masochistic Drug-Abusing Criminal.

The best part is when you read the story in the news. Those medications aren't medications any more. They're hardcore DRUGS. Those knives in the kitchen were used against the police officer although all you can remember after that loud noise is an assault rifle getting intimate with your forehead. It gets even better when you hear the charges against you along with all of the supporting evidence. You find out the hard way, it's not about what you have or the intentions of use, it's about what the police can make a jury believe. You feel your heart drop to the bottom of your stomach. Yeah, you've got a long fight ahead of you.

The police have ruined your life, destroyed your credibility with friends and neighbors, got you fired from your job, and forced you to move to a new community to start over. All you did that day was go to work, come home, and go to sleep! Why? Because, you are a Masochistic Drug-Abusing Criminal.

Cato Institute
An interactive map of botched SWAT and paramilitary police raids, released in conjunction with the Cato policy paper "Overkill: The Rise of Paramilitary Police Raids," by Radley Balko.
***UPDATE***

At approximately 10:00 a.m., the United States Park Police SWAT team made entry into the residence. Four occupants were taken into custody. They are currently being interviewed and charges are pending.
On Wednesday, July 30, 2008, at approximately 3:30 a.m., the United States Park Police attempted to stop a vehicle near the 1700 block of Alabama Avenue SE for a traffic infraction. The vehicle initially stopped and then continued on towards the 1800 block of Tubman Road. The two occupants, a male and female, fled into a townhouse in the area.

A check of the vehicle revealed it was taken in an armed carjacking out of Alexandria, Virginia.

A perimeter has been established and contact has been made with the residents in the house. The residents of the house have been evacuated. Negotiators are communicating with the suspects to surrender.

Anyone with information about this incident, please call the United States Park Police, Criminal Investigations Branch on (202) 610-8737.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

If you know me, you know I read/watch the news, constantly. I love to see stories about how cops catch criminals. It's NOT some morbid sense of delight at seeing people go to jail. It's moreso about me viewing the interactions between perceived criminals and the real criminals, I mean, police officers. One thing I notice is that a lot of people who are caught by police don't understand how the system works. So, I wanted to throw up a blog about it from my perspective.

Police are not your friends
Unless you called the police, do not see them as your friends. And, in some cases, even when you've called them they still aren't going to be an asset to you. The "serve and protect" motto is a joke. They were not put into place to serve and protect anything. They were put into place to enforce the law. They are not going to help you, AT ALL! They're job is to catch criminals and if they think you're a criminal, they will not do you any favors in helping you get home. They want your ass in prison regardless of the truth. They will do whatever they think is necessary to get you into jail.

Stop snitching on yourself
If you're ever stopped by police officers, all they need to see is your ID, or you tell them who you are and where you live. You don't have to answer any other questions whatsoever. What you're doing, who you're seeing, where you're going are all PRIVATE INFORMATION. Police officers do not need to know anything else. General suspicion is not a reason for any officer to harass you. In other words, waiting at the bus stop while black is not a crime. If you're taken into jail for whatever reason, do not say a word beyond ASKING FOR YOUR LAWYER! Call a friend or family member to get you legal representation. The police don't need to know anything your lawyer doesn't give you the greenlight to tell them. Remember, anything you say can be used against you in the court of law! Say nothing! The police aren't smart. They only know as much as you give them. You give them nothing, they've got nothing but their imagination.

Remain calm
Police officers have many different tactics to try to put people in jail. One of the best tactics is to agitate the person they want to put into jail. This works well especially with Blacks and Hispanics because we get agitated and angry very easily. We are a group of people, together, that put up with the most shit in this nation so our fuses are short at birth. Police officers will do and say whatever they can to find a reason to escalate a situation. Honestly, I do believe that, most times, police officers deserve to get their asses beat on a daily basis for the authority they abuse. But, it's not your place to do it at that moment! I'll tell you when, where, and how to beat their asses eventually.

Do not resist arrest
Too often, I see situations where people resist arrest. They want to argue with police officers as if that is going to help their situation. Most times, it's out of anger, understandably. But remember what I said earlier, remain calm, the police are not there to serve and protect, they are there to enforce the law, and put you in jail. So, wiggling a little bit as an officer tries to put you in handcuffs won't help your situation. If you're resisting or, worse, fighting with police officers, this adds charges. That means even if you did nothing wrong, resisting or fighting with a police officer becomes something wrong. Regardless of how innocent you were before they approached you, you're NOW guilty of a crime! For the record, I believe it's a mandatory seven (7) years if you do harm to a public servant - police officer, bus driver, train conductor, etc.

The fight is in the court room
If you really want to beat a police officer, BEAT THE CHARGES. A police officer can't put you in jail. All they can do is charge you with a crime, that's their legal weapon against you. If you can defend yourself against their legal weapon, you can beat the police officer. This is why you must first be prepared to understand the mentality of a police officer - they are out to get you. You've got to get your mind right as well - police officers are NEVER going to help you.

LEARN THE LAW!
You have to remember that you are your only defense. Even if you have a lawyer, you should know, understand, and be able to follow everything. You don't have to learn everything in the law. Learn what applies to you in your situation. Think critically and dynamically about your situation. Put yourself in the shoes of the prosecution and think about how they would get you. Look up previous cases that may apply in your situation. You can learn from those cases as well. Maintain a relationship with your lawyer. Ask questions. Don't just sit on your ass waiting for the lawyer to get you off. Offer your lawyer help in his/her office if you've got the time.

Advanced Lesson
Don't be afraid of the prosecutor. They can be more of a friend than you realize. Chances are they only have the version the police gave and not your own account. Agree to, or seek to, speak with the prosecution! This is important because this shows that you have nothing to hide. Write down an account of your story so you can remember it for yourself. Give it to the prosecutor so they have an account of what happened that night to counter, or balance, anything the officer might say. This might be helpful in getting the prosecution to beat the police officer for you. If they see you before the actual court date, they can have an idea of what to expect on that day. The prosecution may seek to lessen the charges or even drop the charges altogether.
"Fun" Example
Police Officer: Who you are? Where do you live?
You: State your name! State your address!
PO: What are you doing?
You: I am going to the hospital
PO: You fit the description of someone we're looking for! Can we search you?
You: Show me the description. (you're not asking anything unreasonable here)

At this point, you've taken control of the situation. You've effectively applied your Fourth Amendment right against unreasonable search and seizure. If the officer can't provide a reason for the search, he has no reason to search you. There's no reason for any further interaction. Seek to end the interaction by asking if we're done here or if you can go about your way. If he can show you a description, it's completely up to you to agree that description matches you. Or, maybe it can be anybody with dark skin and blue jeans. If you deem it to be insufficient, which is up to you, you can still deny the search. You never said you would agree if he showed it to you.

If they do search you anyway, with or without asking, automatic violation of your Fourth Amendment. Whatever they find is not admissible in court because of the illegal search and seizure. Probable Cause doesn't apply here because they had to ask you first. If they had probable cause, they wouldn't ask you anything. In court, they'd have to prove probable cause or consent to search to get anything to stick. If they can't, you've just won a lawsuit against the city! Bank it!

Make sure you take note of the time, badge number(s), and note everything that happened when you were illegally searched and the conversation that took place. Immediately file a report with police against that/those officers so that it can go under review. File your lawsuit against the city!

Remember, you don't need to fight the officer. Let them do what they're doing.

The fight is always in the court room!