Thursday, August 25, 2005

I should have been in 1959 instead of 1979. That way I could have at least grown up in the 60s and 70s, relish in the 80s and enjoyed the 90s. So many reasons why I think this. Wanna hear it, here it go:

Music
Music today for the most part sucks red baboon ass. Hip Hop is steadily going down the tubes. Actually Hip Hop has been down the tubes for some time. The best pop star we have is Britney Spears. There isn't one viable R&B act out there at all. Rock & Roll is either too old or dead. Where are the good stories in country? Jazz isn't even jazzy anymore. Blues are somewhere with Rock & Roll. Back then you had the real music. R&B made you feel things soon as it came on. Hip Hop had you thinkin and movin ya feet. Micheal Jackson was the pop star and he was still black; he even had a jheri curl. What else is there to say?

People
Men were still men back in the day. Today we have these sissies running around getting their hair and nails done, going to spas, and getting the crack of their ass waxed. They even changed the Brawny man! Whatever happen to the Chuck Norris lumberjack guy? Now they got some sissy with too-tight jeans caressing a tabletop! SOMEONE STOP THE INSANITY! It's ok if you have to keep up your appearances if you're a male model or something. But, there are regular normal guys out there gettin all prissy. It don't make sense. Go get your damn hair CUT at the BARBERSHOP and clip your fuckin nails like the rest of us - NO POLISH!

Women just get on my nerves nowadays. Feminist movement destroyed chivalry. I can't even open the door for a woman anymore. I offer my hand to help a woman out of a car and they say, "No, I don't need you!" I know you don't need me. I AM OFFERING MY HELP! If your behind isn't out of the car by the time I get around to the other side, ACCEPT MY OFFER! Or at least, can you appreciate something, you bitch!? Damn, your attitudes suck these days!

I've come to the conclusion that "God" stopped making good women decades ago. The "Good Woman" series has been discontinued. I don't mind it so much but someone needs to recall all "Bitch" series of women because the programs are written poorly, they crash too often, and are in need of serious debugging.

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