Friday, May 8, 2009

If you run your own website...
...you most likely have some sort of metrics to see how your site is performing. One of the things I look at is specifically how people end up at the United States of Anthony. Just as anyone has found a site, others have found my site by doing a search. I can see what search terms they used to end up at the blog.

I want to address those search terms..
"marijuana levels"
Yes folks, that's a search term. I would guess someone is doing research on the level of THC in marijuana, probably. They ended up at Grinders & Glass: Four Levels of Marijuana Smokers which is more about the "grade" of marijuana user from the newbie to the professional.

If you're looking for levels of THC, I believe Skunk is the highest with 20% tested by independent researchers in Amsterdam (I think). Police in the US would have you believe the highest recorded was 35%. It's not true, not from a plant. Hash on the other hand can be as pure as 99% in the form of bubble hash. But, expect about 70% if you're not making it yourself.
"sweet bitch girl"
I guess it's pretty obvious what this person was searching for. Actually, it isn't! LOL. I hope they found whatever it was by clicking on Sweet Bitch Slap to Local Police which refers to a Supreme Court case in which local California police tried to play federal agent by snitching on a marijuana dispensary that was operating legally in California.

The local police don't like it when you compete with them for any kind of drug dealing. What? You think they care about the people? HA!
"dirty cops"
Well this is obvious. They found just what they were looking for at Stupid Dirty Cops Got Caught which is when former #1 Texas drug cop Barry Cooper caught Odessa, TX police lying on search warrants... AGAIN!
"is marijuana listed as more dangerous than cocaine?"
Oh yeah this person must have read my blog already or got word from someone else because they landed right on DEA thinks cocaine is safer than marijuana! which they do. Read the post for yourself. I think I make some completely valid points about twisted and wrong Controlled Substances Act of 1970.
"marijuana economy boost"
People are still reading up on this one. We're all big on the economy right now and marijuana as a savior is a hot topic. If someone thinks marijuana will boost the economy, I am sorry to burst your bubble with Reality Check: Marijuana won't boost economy. A little common sense goes a long way.
"apple sucks"
You would be surprised at how many times that actual search term shows up in a given hour. I count 4 "apple sucks" in the last 18 hours and they all click on Oh so that's why Apple sucks.. which just pokes fun at Steve Jobs. I hope he's ok tho.
"used Dristan nose hurts"
Hey everyone gets sick including the President. And, we all have our stuffy nose remedies. But, some people don't have a problem getting more advice so they land on Pres. Anthony Severly Stuffy Nose Advice. Unfortunately, this person probably used entirely too much Dristan at one time which is why they are looking up that pain. I've been there. Yes, it burns the hell out of your sinuses if you use too much. Get well soon!
"how much weed can i expect from a 12 inch marijuana plant"
Surprisingly, search terms like this lead to the United States of Anthony all the time. Those people end up looking at Growing Marijuana: Managing Small Plants. Truth is, a lot of people are interested in growing marijuana. However, they want to do it safely. Safely means not having some sissy with a gun and a badge breaking down your door with his girlfriends.

So, having small plants, under 2 feet tall, is the way to go for many people. But, it's not easy growing small plants. To answer the question, expect only a few grams at the most from a 12 incher. However, with the current grow methods (supercropping), you'll be pulling ounces out of that small grow box.

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