American Liberals, leftists, social progrssives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters WE WANT A DIVORCE

 

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of
the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has
made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated
each other for many years for the sake of future generations,
but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever
agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on
friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable
differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass,
each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult
part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly
agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our
respective representatives can effortlessly divide other
assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate
tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You
are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate
guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and
the military. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and
you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. You can keep
Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however,
responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to
move all three of them.

We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your
beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless,
homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.


We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the
right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can
have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our
way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them
security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to
Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and
Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no
longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.
You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any
practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a
luxury and not a right. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the
Republic" and "The National Anthem." I'm sure you'll be happy
to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to
Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to
give trickle up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our
name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other
like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do
not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting,
I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15
years.

Sincerely,
A devoted young American 

 

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