Saturday, June 2, 2007

I have a crazy theory that Muslims are trying to kill Americans by commiting acts of terrorism. I have some eveidence lets take a look and see if we can establish a connection.

Ok here is a list (courtesy wikipedia):

1. 1990:November 5: Assassination of Meir Kahane head of Israel's Koch party and founder of the American vigilante group the Jewish Defense League in a Manhattan, New York hotel lobby by early elements of Al Queda. MUSLIMS
2. 1993:January 25: Mir Aimal Kansi, a Pakistani, fires an AK-47 assault rifle into cars waiting at a stoplight in front of the Central Intelligence Agency headquarters, killing two and injuring three others, see FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives. MUSLIMS
3. 1993:February 26: World Trade Center bombing kills six and injures over 1000 people, by coalition of five groups: Jamaat Al-Fuqra'/Gamaat Islamiya/Hamas/Islamic Jihad/National Islamic Front,[79] see FBI Most Wanted Terrorists, FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives, Ramzi Yousef. MUSLIMS
4. 1993:June: Failed New York City landmark bomb plot. MUSLIMS
5. 1994:March 1: In the Brooklyn Bridge Shooting, Rashid Baz kills a Hasidic seminary student and wounds four on the Brooklyn Bridge in New York City in response to the Cave of the Patriarchs massacre.[82] MUSLIMS
6. 1995:March 8: Terrorists in Karachi, Pakistan, armed with automatic rifles, murdered two American consulate employees and wounded a third as they traveled in the consulate shuttle bus. See Rewards for Justice. MUSLIMS
7. 1997:February 24: Ali Abu Kamal opens fire on tourists at an observation deck atop the Empire State Building in New York City, United States, killing a Danish national and wounding visitors from the United States, Argentina, Switzerland and France before turning the gun on himself. A handwritten note carried by the gunman claims this was a punishment attack against the "enemies of Palestine". His widow claimed he became suicidal after losing $300,000 in a business venture. In a 2007 interview with the New York Daily News his daughter said her mothers story was a cover crafted by the Palestinian Authority and that her father wanted to punish the United States for its support of Israel.[85] MUSLIM
8. 1998:August 7: U.S. embassy bombings in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania and Nairobi, Kenya, killing 225 people and injuring more than 4,000, by al-Qaeda. MUSLIMS
9. 1999:December 14: Ahmed Ressam is arrested on the United States–Canada border in Port Angeles, Washington; he confessed to planning to bomb the Los Angeles International Airport as part of the 2000 millennium attack plots MUSLIM
10. 2000:The last of the 2000 millennium attack plots fails, as the boat meant to bomb USS The Sullivans sinks. MUSLIMS
11. 2000:October 12: USS Cole bombing kills 17 US sailors and wounds 40 off the port coast of Aden, Yemen, by al-Qaeda, see FBI Most Wanted Terrorists, the Buffalo Six Lackawanna Cell.[98] MUSLIMS
12. 2001:September 11: Attacks killed 2,997 in a series of hijacked airliner crashes into two U.S. landmarks: the World Trade Center in New York City, New York, and The Pentagon in Arlington, Virginia. A fourth plane, originally intended to hit an unknown, but likely prominent, Washington, D.C. target, crashes in Somerset County, Pennsylvania, after an apparent revolt against the hijackers by the plane's passengers; by Al-Qaeda. MUSLIMS
13. 2001:December 22: Richard Reid, attempting to destroy American Airlines Flight 63, is subdued by passengers and flight attendants before he could detonate his shoe bomb. MUSLIM
14. 2002:An Egyptian gunman opens fire at an El Al ticket counter in Los Angeles International Airport, killing two Israelis before being killed himself. MUSLIM
15. 2002:October: John Allen Muhammed and Lee Boyd Malvo conduct the Beltway Sniper Attacks, killing ten people in various locations throughout the Baltimore-Washington Metropolitan Area from October 2 until they are arrested on October 24.MUSLIM
16. 2004: August 28: Shahawar Matin Siraj and James Elshafay are arrested for planning to bomb the 34th Street–Herald Square subway station in New York City during the 2004 Republican National Convention. MUSLIM
17. 2006:March 3: Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar, an Iranian-born graduate of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, drives an SUV onto a crowded part of campus, injuring nine. MUSLIM
18. 2006:August 10: A major anti-terrorist operation disrupts an alleged bomb plot targeting multiple airplanes bound for the United States flying through Heathrow Airport, near London, UK. MUSLIM
19. 2006:August 30: An Afghani Muslim hit 19 pedestrians, killing one, with his SUV in the San Francisco Bay area. MUSLIM
20. 2007:May 7: 2007 Fort Dix attack plot Six men inspired by Jihadist videos arrested in the US, in a failed homegrown terrorism plot to kill US soldiers. MUSLIMS
21. TODAY PLOT TO BLOW UP PIPELINE AT JFK AIRPORT IN NY....DEMOCRATS, JUST KIDDING.......MUSLIMS.

OK, so I am like 99% sure the Muslims are out to get us America.

Solution:

My solution is considered to be in the best interest of both political parties (The Republicrats and the Demtards a.k.a. Republicans and Democrats).

Since the democrats insist on living in a dream world, and in said dream world the War against radical Islamists in the Middle East (Iraq to be exact) DOES NOT EXIST....WE ARE JUST IN IRAQ BECAUSE IT IS FUN TO DEPLOY AMERICAS SONS AND DAUGHTERS TO THE MID EAST, AND IF WE LEAVE NOTHING BAD COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN AT HOME OR ABROUD BASED ON THE MUSLIMS TRACK RECORD SO FAR......GREAT LOGIC DEMOCRATS.

OK, so my solution:

STAY IN IRAQ....KILL MORE RADICAL ISLAMISTS!

I know what you are thinking how does this serve the democrats agenda?

Easy, everyone knows that the main agenda on the democratic docket is Global Warming sooo...

For every Radical Muslim killed we reduced the planets CARBON FOOTPRINT!!!

Genius

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