2008, A GOOD YEAR?

As I look back on 2008, I believe that I can say that it was a great year:

Let's see, Blacks are happy because Barack Obama was elected president.

Whites are happy because O.J. Simpson is in prison.


Democrats are happy because George W. Bush is leaving office.

Republicans are happy because finally the Democrats will stop saying that Bush stole the 2000 election. And all of us are happy because the election is finally over.

But just think, 2009 should be the best year ever. Why? Because immediately after his inauguration, Obama will raise his staff and and balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem. He will miraculously appear on Wall Street and solve the auto industry problems, solve our gas/alternative energy problems.

Then in the blink of an eye he will appear on top of Mt. Shasta and through the power of his spoken word, he will cause the cessation of forest fires, mud slides, hurricanes and tornadoes, he will end floods and make everyone in California happy and gay, and reverse global warming.



And then, Obamassiah will walk across the Ocean and personally solve the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, end corruption in all governments and achieve world peace. Then on the 7th day he will rest. Who can ask for anything more?