Why I know OJ didn't kill anyone!

A lot of people are seeing OJ Simpson's guilty conviction as vindication for the previous murders of his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her lover, Ron Goldman, in which he was acquitted. But, we have to realize something at this point in time.

OJ Simpson is an IDIOT.

Think about it folks. Look at the murders of his wife and her lover. Sure, he had motive. She was cheating on him. However, take a look at the crime scene. It was CLEAN. The real murderer left a mess but it was clean and neat in the sense that there was no evidence left as to who actually did it. Now, does OJ Simpson seem like the kind of person who could pull off a double homicide and not leave any evidence? Hell no! Why?

OJ Simpson is an IDIOT.

Let's look at OJ Simpson's past. He's a wifebeater. He beats the women that he's with. He's no calculated, premeditated killer. If he was going to actually kill a woman, it'd be a messy hands-on act of rage. That's what wifebeaters do. They get angry, angry enough to NOT think about what they're going to do next. If OJ Simpson caught his woman with Ron, Joe, Bob, or whoever, he wouldn't plan out some elaborate attack. He'd pitch a fit and jump on them right there on the spot. Why?

OJ Simpson is an ANGRY IDIOT.

He's not going to go get a pair of leather gloves that don't fit, wait in the rose bushes, and attack someone. That's too smart for OJ Simpson. This is a guy who called up his friends and planned a robbery without them knowing it. This is a guy who wasn't smart enough to leave the country knowing that this nation was out to get him. So, yeah, OJ Simpson may have committed the robbery but I know he didn't kill anyone. Why?

OJ Simpson is an IDIOT.