WINE & WATER

WINE & WATER

This is to all out there who enjoy a glass of wine . . . . and those who don't.

Ben Franklin once said:

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (that is E.Coli to you and I) bacteria which is found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of POOP! However, we do not run that risk when drinking Wine & Beer (Tequila, rum, whiskey or any other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering, and/or fermenting.

So, remember, WATER = POOP, WINE = HEALTH.

Therefore, it is better to drink WINE and talk POOP, then to drink WATER and be full of POOP!


NOW FOR YOUR VIEWING ENJOYMENT: ALAN KING AT HIS FUNNIEST - "SURVIVED BY HIS WIFE" :