Go on vacation with a Virtual Girlfriend?

At first I thought the idea of vacationing with a virtual girlfriend was lame!  Yet another way to make fun of uber dorks with no real life relying on technology to be a companion.

Then I considered the "virtual girlfriend".  She has some positives that real girls can never have.

1. She doesn't cost anything to feed hence more vacation $$ to spend on yourself
2. She doesn't bore you with annoying conversation
3. She doesn't nag you to go stand in line to see some touristy bs
4. She doesn't get you out of bed early
5. She won't be pissed you brought your laptop so you can play warcraft

All in all the virtual travel companion may be the way to go.