There will be no 9/11 memorial in The US of Anthony

Last year, 2007, I wrote a blog about my day during 9/11. It's not especially adventurous or as action-filled as other stories. I was stuck downtown at Union Square, early in the morning. That's it. No one I knew died. The worst of my friends' stories is that someone lost her shoe and I haven't spoken to her in maybe a year. So, there's not much for me to tell and I don't even want to waste my time with a copy/paste.
That blog has not been transferred to the United States of Anthony.

I do want to waste my time wondering...

...why in the hell Osama bin Laden is still sipping honey-sweetened, lemon-flavored ice tea on the back of a dromedary under the "Afghani-Pakastani border" sun, next to his cave which is fully equipped with DirecTV + his favorite sports package, a half-pound of 70%-THC Afghani hash, and a 10-year supply of Funyuns®?

Can I ask that question?

Can I get an answer to that question?

Well...

I'm waiting...

Update: 9/11. 2pm. Keith "Olby" Olbermann has something great to say