WHY I AM DEPRESSED / THE NEW DR. SEUSS

WHY I AM DEPRESSED:

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) William Lyon Mackenzie King said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Now McGuinty has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, dwindling savings, poor food quality, Social Security bankruptcy, dwindling retirement funds, HST, eco tax, enviro tax, Hydro one increases, smart meters, delivery charges, etc. . ., so I called Lifeline. I got a freakin' call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.


THE NEW DR. SEUSS:

I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan, I do not like this 'YES WE CAN'.

I do not like this spending spree, I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.
I do not like your smug replies, when I complain about your lies.

I do not like this kind of hope. I do not like it. nope, nope, nope!