SOME PEOPLE JUST SEEM TO HAVE THE BEST RETORTS

SOME PEOPLE JUST SEEM TO HAVE THE BEST RETORTS

Some people just seem to have the absolute best retorts and this young man's father is just such a person:

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).

We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court.

I noticed my Dad was watching a teenage girl sitting next to him. Her hair was spiked in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My Dad couldn't seem to take his eyes off of her and he kept staring at her. Every time the young girl looked in his direction, she saw him staring.

Finally, in a huff, she sarcastically asked my Dad: “What's the matter old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In his classic style he responded without batting an eyelid...........




“Sure did, I got high once on LSD and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

Hope you enjoy this light-hearted post, for tomorrow I get serious.