An Israeli doctor said;
"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor said;
"That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor said;
"In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." A Kentucky doctor, said;
"You guys are way behind. We recently took an imbecile with no brains out of Illinois and put him in the White House and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY is looking for work."
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