Sunday, May 2, 2010

DOWN A QUART:

A few days ago, as he stepped out of the shower and began to dry off, Barack Obama glanced in the mirror and noticed, to his horror, that he was WHITE from his neck to the top of his head.




In sheer panic and fearing that he would turn white all over he called his doctor and told him what had happened.


His doctor told him to come in immediately. After giving Obama a complete examination from head to foot, he mixed up a concoction of a brown liquid. Giving it to Barack, the doctor told him to drink it all.

After drinking all of the concoction, Barack said: "My God, that tAaste like pure bull shit!"

To which his doctor replied: "It was, you were down a quart."


NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT:




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