HONORING and GIVING THANKS:

HOW TO HONOR B.O.

After much thought and sleepless nights (not to mention all the days of complete mental and spiritual anguish) of trying to figure out the best way to honor Barack Hussein Obama, it finally dawned on me.

George Washington, our nation's first president and leader of the American Revolution is honored on the One Dollar Bill!

Abe Lincoln, honorable leader pulled our nation through its darkest time is honored on the Five Dollar Bill!

Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first secretary of the treasure and leader of the constitutional convention is honored on the Ten Dollar Bill!

Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory " fought the British in New Orleans is honored on the Twenty Dollar Bill!

Ulysses Grant, Union army general, lead the North through the Civil War is proudly placed on the Fifty Dollar Bill!

Ben Franklin, Genius inventor, political theorist and leading author of the constitution graces the One Hundred Dollar Bill!

So, it is only fitting that we honor Obama by placing him proudly on the one thing that truly epitomizes his greatest achievment of putting so many Americans out of work and sending our national debt well beyond the stratosphere.

The FOOD STAMP where more Americans will see him then any where else!

NOW FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL:


TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!

NOW CLICK ON THE FOLLOWING IMAGE FOR A SPECIAL THANKSGIVING MESSAGE: