COMPUTER HEADACHES and CHOKING

COMPUTER HEADACHES:

I purchased a brand new DELL Inspirion Desktop Computer. It is only a month old. It came with the Windows Vista OS, but since I got the PREMIUM HOME EDITION, I was eligible for a Free Windows 7 up grade.

A week after I received the computer, it started crashing unexpectedly despite all of the protections I had on it.

Two days ago, my Windows 7 upgrade kit arrived, but every time I tried to install it, my computer would crash and reboot. Yesterday I spent the whole morning on line with a DELL Tech who took control of my computer from his location and attempted to install the Windows 7 but it again kept crashing, after doing a complete computer diagnostic, the tech said that my Windows Vista OS was corrupted and he believed it was a factory problem.

The Tech then called me by phone last night and walked me through a complete uninstall of Windows Vista and then reinstall it after which he had me install the Windows 7 upgrade. Everything worked out fine, but now I have to reinstall all of my add on's; printer, web cam, Skype, etc., but I can't do it until Friday because tomorrow I have to take a four hour nuclear heart stress test. So I have decided to post a funny for today:


NEVER CHOKE IN A WEST VIRGINIA RESTAURANT!!



Two Hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they were discussing their moonshine operation. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who was eating a sandwich, began to cough. After a minute or so it became apparent that she was in real distress. One of the Hillbillies looked at her and asked; "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shook her head no, so the Hillbilly asked her; "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The Hillbilly then walked over to the woman, lifted up her dress, yanked down her panties and quickly gave her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The poor woman was so shocked that she had a violent spasm that dislodged the obstruction from her throat and sent it flying across the room.

As she began to breathe again, the Hillbilly walked slowly back to his table. His friend said; "Ya know, I'd heared of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it before."