Boy, I'm in a nasty little mood today, so my first little tidbit is kinda mean, but enjoy it anyway, it is just for laughs.
A LITTLE INTUITION:
A Young woman went grocery shopping at a local super market where she selected the following items:
A 1/2 gallon of 2% milk;
A dozen eggs;
A quart of Florida Orange Juice;
1 head of ice berg lettuce;
A 2lb. can of regular grind coffee;
1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt at the checkout, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed her items for the cashier to ring up.
While the cashier rang up each item, the drunk calmly stated: "You must be single."
The young woman was startled by this proclamation, but she was also intrigued by the drunks sense of intuition, since indeed she had never found 'Mr. Right'. She looked at the items she had purchased and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk as to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the best of her, she said to the drunk:
"Yes, you are correct, I am single, but how on earth did you know that?"
The Drunk replied: "Cause your ugly as hell."
TIDBIT #TWO: A BRAIN TEST
The following is a little brain test. I took it and it took me three tries to get 100%. I bet you can't get 100% on the first try. It usually takes an average of five times to get 100%.
CLICK HERE and follow the directions. It is harder then it seems, but have fun.
TIDBIT #THREE: A VIDEO
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