FROM THE COUCH OF MUNCHKIN -OR WHO LET THE DOG OUT #11

WE THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES COURT OF NO APPEALS

You are the TRIER of the FACTS in the following case;

THE PEOPLE V. OBAMA

Who or what is Barack Hussein Obama, is he an American born citizen or does he hold dual citizenship with the U.S. and Great Britain, or is he citizen of Indonesia?

Is he a Christian as he claims or a Muslim? Does he stand for American values and interests or is he out to destroy America?

Obama has demonstrated some rather troubling behavior that leaves one wondering if he may not be planning a surprise total public split with Christianity and put out a bombshell announcement that he is in fact a Muslim, which would explain his disrespecting of Israel and cozying up the Muslim countries in the Middle East.

I shall lay out the facts and each of you is to examine the facts in an unbiased fashion and then render your decision.

Let me start with:

ISSUE A: Just where exactly was Barack Hussein Obama Born?

FACT #1: Barack Hussein Obama claims that he was born in the State of Hawaii, but to date he has absolutely refused to prove this claim by producing is original vault (long form) birth certificate. The Governor of the State of Hawaii claims that such a long form Birth certificate for Barack Obama is on file with the State, but Obama refuse to grant permission for it to be made public. Why? Under those circumstances, how do We the People know that it does exist? Somebody saying so does not make it true.

FACT #2: What Obama did produce was a copy of a Certificate of Live Birth, which is NOT the same as a Birth Certificate. The State of Hawaii allows for parents of children born on foreign soil to file for and receive a Certificate of Live Birth.

FACT #3: There is an article in a Hawaiian Newspaper that lists the birth of Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. to Mr. and Mrs. Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., but a newspaper notice is not proof that he was born in Hawaii.

FACT #4: Barack’s paternal grandmother, along with his half-brother and half-sister have stated, on more than one occasion, that he was born in Kenya. Reports reflect that Obama’s mother traveled to Kenya during her pregnancy; however, she was prevented from boarding a flight from Kenya to Hawaii at her late stage of pregnancy (which, apparently, was a normal restriction, to avoid births during a flight). By these reports, Stanley Ann Dunham Obama gave birth to Obama in Kenya, after which she flew home and registered Obama’s birth. There are records of a “registry of birth” for Obama, on or about August 8, 1961 in the public records office in Hawaii, but that is NOT the same as a long-form Birth Certificate. Also, Barack’s mother Stanley Dunham was, at the time of his birth and the laws in place at that time, too young to pass U.S. citizenship to Barack. Also, at the time of his birth, if he was born in Kenya, Kenya was under colonial control of Great Britain, which would then have made him a dual citizen of both Great Britain and the United States.

FACT #5: The Constitution of the United States does not provide for a dual citizen to hold the office of the President, only natural born citizens.

ISSUE B: Barack Obama’s Passport:

This issue can also be easily resolved by Barack Obama answering one very simple question:

What passport did he use when he was shuttling between New York, Jakarta, and Karachi?

How did a young man who arrived in New York in early June 1981, without the price of a hotel room in his pocket, suddenly come up with the price of a round-the-world trip just a month later?

Then once he was on a plane, shuttling between New York, Jakarta, and Karachi, what passport was he producing when he passed through Customs and Immigration?

FACT #6:

Question: Did Obama travel to Pakistan in 1987, at age 20?

Answer: Yes, by his own admission.

FACT #7:

Question: What country’s passport did he travel under?

Answer: There are only three possible answers:

1. He traveled with a U.S. Passport;

2. He traveled with a British passport, or

3. He traveled with an Indonesian passport.

FACT #8:

Question: Was it possible that Obama traveled with a U.S. Passport in 1981?

Answer: No. It is not possible. Pakistan was on the U.S. State Department's "no travel" list in 1981. That means that American citizens were NOT allowed to enter Pakistan by both U.S and Pakistani law.

Conclusion to this particular Issue:

When Obama went to Pakistan in 1981 he was traveling either with a British passport or an Indonesian passport.

If he was traveling with a British passport that would provide proof that he was born in Kenya on August 4, 1961, not in Hawaii as he claims. And if he was traveling with an Indonesian passport that would tend to prove that he relinquished whatever previous citizenship he held, British or American, prior to being adopted by his Indonesian step-father in 1967.

ISSUE C: What religious beliefs does Barack Obama hold to, if any?

This issue is important, because the citizens of the United States have a right to know on just whose side Obama is on. Is he on the side of Freedom, defending the Constitution of the United States and our way of life, or is he beholden to Islam and Sharia Law.

FACT #9:

Something took place shortly after Obama took office, under the radar screen of most Americans. There was barely any mention of it by the MSM. What was it?

Barack Obama funded $20 million of taxpayer money in H.R. 1388 which was passed by the House, to pay to settle Hamas Refugees to the United States.

Barack Obama, through an executive order, has ordered the expenditure of $20.3 million in “migration assistance” to the Palestinian refugees and “conflict victims” in Gaza, and very few of our elected officials on Capitol Hill, or members of the media took any notice that Obama’s order provided not only a free airline ticket, but also housing and food allowances to individuals who have displayed their overwhelming support to the Islamic Resistance Movement (Hamas) in the parliamentary election of January 2006.

FACT #10:

Let’s take a look at some of Barack Obama's most recent actions since his inauguration:

1.) His very first call to any head of state, as president, was to Mahmoud Abbas, leader of Fatah party in the Palestinian territory.

2.) His first one-on-one television interview with any news organization was with Al Arabia television.

3.) His first executive order was to fund/facilitate abortion(s) not just here within the U. S., but within the world, using U. S. Tax payer funds.

4.) He ordered Guantanamo Bay closed and all military trials of detainees halted.

5.) He ordered overseas CIA interrogation centers closed.

6.) He withdrew all charges against the masterminds behind the USS Cole and the "terror attack" on 9/11.

Oh, but there is more:

FACT #11:

You all remember the trip that Obama made to France, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia, don’t you? Well if you remember, Michelle, Obama’s wife, traveled with him, but she suddenly headed back to the U.S. from France as her husband continued on to Turkey and Saudi Arabia. Why?

Well, according to some Arab/Americans, they claim that Michelle couldn't go

to Saudi Arabia, Turkey, or Iraq. Why not, after all, Laura Bush went to Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and Dubai with her husband, President George W. Bush?

The answer, according to these Arab/Americans, "Obama is a Muslim, and by Muslim law, he would not be allowed to bring his wife into the countries that accept Sharia Law."

They also said that that's the same reason he bowed to the King of Saudi

Arabia, and it was a signal to the Muslim world.

FACT #12:

After Stanley Ann Dunham (Obama’s mother) divorced Barack’s biological father, she took up with and married an Indonesian citizen, whose last name was Sotoro. Sotoro was not only an Indonesian citizen, he was also a Muslim. Ms. Dunham herself was an avowed atheist and a Marxist/Leninist.

After Dunham married Sotoro, they all moved to Indonesia, where little Barack Obama, A.K.A. Berry Sotoro, attended school. Now according to Indonesian Law (at least at that time) ONLY Indonesian citizens were allowed to attend school. Well, lo and behold, Obama’s school records from Indonesia show that he HELD Indonesian citizenship and that he was a Muslim after being adopted by step-daddy Sotoro.

FACT #13:

When Obama returned to the U.S. from Indonesia, around the age of ten or eleven, he could have reclaimed his American citizenship (if he ever had it to begin with) at the age of eighteen by taking the oath of allegiance before any federal court judge or member of the United States State Department. There is NO record of his having done so.

FACT #14:

Despite Barack’s claim of being a “life-long devout Christian”, all evidence shows that his only connection to anything even remotely Christian, came about in 1989 when he joined the church of Jeremiah Wright in Chicago. This was a rather radical “Christian” church headed by a pastor who preached hate against the U.S.

Obama attended this church for twenty years until he started to campaign for the office of President, then like everyone else in his life, who could not be of any more use to him, he kicked Jeremiah Wright under the bus. He then claimed that he was seeking another church in Washington, DC, but the truth is, that since the day he was inaugurated, neither he nor any member of his family has graced the inside of any Christian Church.

FACT #15:

Barack Obama, since his inauguration, has shown a full hearted support for abortion, including late-term (partial-birth) abortions, fetal stem-cell research, and he openly supports gay and lesbian rights groups.

He declared June as Gay, Lesbian, and Transgender Awareness Month, and he refused to honor the National Day of Prayer. He did allow for the annual Easter Egg Hunt on the White House Lawn, but it was primarily for Gay and Lesbian “families”.

And when he gave a speech at the Catholic George Town University in Washington, DC, he ordered all the Christian religious symbols, behind his podium, to be covered up.

CLOSING:

I have laid out all of the facts for you, now it is up to each of you to decide the following:

A.) Does any of the above show that Barack Hussein Obama (A.K.A., Barry Sotoro) possesses any Judeo/Christian ethics?

B.) Is Barack Hussein Obama (A.K.A., Barry Sotoro) a Christian, a Muslim or an atheist?

C.) Of what country is Barack Hussein Obama (A.K.A., Barry Sotoro) a citizen, and even if he now holds U.S. citizenship, is he constitutionally qualified to hold the office of president, by being a natural born citizen of the U.S.?

D.) Does the evidence show that Barack Obama has the best interests of the United States at heart, or is he looking out for the best interests of Islamic nations?

Please give your unbiased opinion to each of the above and feel free to give any of your personal thoughts.

This Court is now recessed until you have delivered your verdicts.

The Honorable Judge Munchkin