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Are you feeling lucky today? Check out the following video to see some real lucky folks:
"NOT WITHOUT OBAMA", this is said to be the HOT NEW romance novel of 2009.
"Not Without Obama" is the true confessions of media whores from the mainstream media.
You will be held in a grip of steamy suspense as you read the words of one 'Washington Post' reporter who said: "The sun glinted off chiseled pectorals, sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games," as the reporter slobbered all over himself while gushing over a photograph of Barack Obama on the beach in Hawaii.
Of course, who can forget those immortal words uttered by CBS's own Chris Mathews as he nearly swooned like a school girl with the 'vapors' while saying; "Barack Obama sends a tingle running down my leg."
What new effects will this Devil in Swim Trunks have on members of the news media over the next four years? Will they be able to cover him fairly while looking at him with star crossed eyes? What kind of 'white-washed' reports will we receive about Obama's administration, from newsrooms filled with heavy breathing and steamed up camera lenses?
This is a powerful love story between the media and the messiah. Perhaps it is so powerful that we should get the members of the media a room for the next four years while the rest of us go about the business of surviving.
Are you feeling lucky today? Check out the following video to see some real lucky folks:
"NOT WITHOUT OBAMA", this is said to be the HOT NEW romance novel of 2009.
"Not Without Obama" is the true confessions of media whores from the mainstream media.
You will be held in a grip of steamy suspense as you read the words of one 'Washington Post' reporter who said: "The sun glinted off chiseled pectorals, sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games," as the reporter slobbered all over himself while gushing over a photograph of Barack Obama on the beach in Hawaii.
Of course, who can forget those immortal words uttered by CBS's own Chris Mathews as he nearly swooned like a school girl with the 'vapors' while saying; "Barack Obama sends a tingle running down my leg."
What new effects will this Devil in Swim Trunks have on members of the news media over the next four years? Will they be able to cover him fairly while looking at him with star crossed eyes? What kind of 'white-washed' reports will we receive about Obama's administration, from newsrooms filled with heavy breathing and steamed up camera lenses?
This is a powerful love story between the media and the messiah. Perhaps it is so powerful that we should get the members of the media a room for the next four years while the rest of us go about the business of surviving.
"NOT WITHOUT OBAMA" will be on sale soon at your local book store and news stand.
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