NOTHING LIKE CHUTZPAH

Sixteen Times:

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"



"Sixteen," the boy responded.



His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?"



"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."

Oy!. Chutzpah:

Nothing like a little “chutzpah” and apparently our congress men and women seem to like the smell of chutzpah in the morning.

For those who may not be familiar with the word, in Hebrew, “chutzpah” is used indignantly, to describe someone who has over-stepped the boundaries of accepted behavior with no shame.

The Joys of Yiddish defines “chutzpah” as "gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, incredible 'guts,' presumption plus arrogance such as no other word and no other language can do justice to," which expresses both strong disapproval and a grudging admiration.

I really have to admire the unmitigated gall on the part of our elected officials in both the House and the Senate, when they sit there on their elevated “thrones” grilling automotive, bank, insurance company, and Wall Street CEO’s and big wigs, accusing them of malfeasance and other wrong doing which resulted in the financial and economic mess the United States is in today.

I mean, isn’t that sort of like the pot calling the kettle black? After all, almost all of those serving in Congress, especially those on the Democrat side are just as much at fault as the CEO’s and big wigs.

Let’s take Sen. Chris Dodd, president-elect Obama and Rep. Barney Frank as prime examples. Dodd, Obama and Frank were receiving huge amounts of money from places like AIG, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, etc., and as a result, failed to pass any meaning full legislation that would have prevented the financial mess that these companies ended up in, and Barney Frank (a known homosexual) took things one step further, by engaging in a homosexual love affair with one of the ‘high ups’ in Fannie Mae, at a time he was supposed to be helping pass legislation that would have prevented this mess.

As for Obama, he was a huge supporter of the A.C.O.R.N organization (both financially and otherwise) as he trained their voter registration group (remember all of the voter registration fraud in several states that A.C.O.R.N was involved in?) and Obama gave them $800 thousand out of his campaign funds. Well, it was A.C.O.R.N who lobbied and pressured Congress to force banks to make millions of dollars in unsecured mortgages to low income people who couldn’t possibly repay these loans.

There you are, the mental midgets and morally bankrupt morons in Congress are going to sit there and lecture others about moral and legal responsibility. Yup! That’s chutzpah to me.

Below is the greatest example of chutzpah I have ever seen: