I am coming out of the closet...

Yes everyone, I have decided that it is time that I came out of the closet myself. It seems so many people are coming out of the closet that I might as well come out as well!

I AM A HETEROSEXUAL MAN

There it goes! I have finally outted myself. I feel like a weight has been lifted off of my chest! I feel so free right now. I want to just run the streets kissing all the women I can find! I am man! Hear me roar!

With that, I would like all the women in the world to know that...

I would do you all in a heart beat!

Well almost all..

Heterosexual brethren.. it's ok to be STRAIGHT